Contact Patrick

If you do not know my email address on this domain, then it is quite easy to guess what it is. Messages from friends who I already know are welcome, as are and polite and socially-acceptable enquiries of a genuine and non-time-wasting nature.

However, if you are a spambot, a sender of unsolicited marketing materials or some other purveyor of unwanted harassment, then I would prefer for you to forget that I even exist and then go on a relaxing vacation to reconsider your life choices. Maybe take up a hobby, like embroidery or tennis. Bots can play tennis, right?